CURTAIN RODS

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases.




On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.



On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining
room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted
on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water



When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a
few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain
rods.






She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with
his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell.



They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned


Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked!!!



People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.




Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.


Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.


Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase
a new place ...



The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going .



He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back .


Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day .




She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.



A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........

And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!


I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?



Life may not be the party you hoped for... but while you are here, you may as well dance!
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Really Evil Inside!

Hơ hơ.... thách đố nhau hửm??? I'm sorry, I don't know English!

Can u translate this song lyric ?
(Bạn có thể dịch đoạn lời bài hát này được ko?)

here: 2 ngừ li dị ... ex-bx ăn bữa cuối cùng trong phòng ăn
cô ta ăn tôm còn vỏ cô ta chấm cái sauce đó thì cô ta bỏ vài con vô trong cái cây để treo màng cửa của tất cả các phòng ... cây đó nó rõng bên trong ...

Cô ta dọn dẹp sạch sẽ bàn & phòng ăn ròi rời khỏi căn nhà Ex-ox đi về lại căn nhà đó với người bạn gái mới của anh ta, họ vui vẽ được vài ngày đầu..

Từ từ căn nhà bắt đầu có mùi hôi thúi ....

Ex-ox & gf thử mọi cách để làm căn nhà hết mùi hôi .... dọn dẹp, chùi nhà, thổi đi cái mùi trong nhà ra ngoài ....

Họ kỉm tra những lỗ thông hơi của căn nhà ... kiểm tra chuột chết ...giặt thảm ...

Treo những cái mùi thơm trong nhà tùm lum chổ hết . Gọi người tới diệt gián chuột kiến ... họ phải dọn ra ngoài ở trong thời gian cleaning up ... cuối cùng họ phải thay cái thảm đắt tiền ....

Cái mùi thúi vẫn còn đó ...ko gì thổi được nó đi


x bán nha ... nhưng vì cái mùi thúi đó ko ai mua ...ko ai clean cho nó sạch được luôn .... cũng ko ai nghĩ mùi đó từ trong mí cái cây treo màng cửa ...cho nên hạ giá căn nhà xuống cũng ko ai thèm mua .. nhưng ex-ox ko biét là ex-bx chơi him =))

cuối cùng he bán căn nhà cho ex-bx 1/10 giá thị trường & họ lấy lun những cây treo màng đi theo =)) =))


-STVT_